what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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David Silberberg is gay

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Anti Joke

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