what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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