What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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