Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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