Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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