Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

whats 2+2? math.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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