What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Women's rights

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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