Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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american government

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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