Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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watch me nae nae

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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KKK

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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