cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Butt Sex.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What did I do last night?work

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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eloise dey.

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GONNA

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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