- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

stuarts mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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