What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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