whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Rebecca Black

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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yo mama's so fat!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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