- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Leave her alone...

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Give me thumbs up!

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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