- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your mom.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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