How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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