how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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A women president

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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I'm banging your sister.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Anti Joke

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