- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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