What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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