- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

What's 4+7 47

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Grammer is very important

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Win and Beau have no friends

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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