A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Chinese drivers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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