- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The BCS

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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