- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

poop is very very yummy.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What did Delaware? A coat.

My name is Harry.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Mrs. Welsh

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

shea kisses a girl

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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