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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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