Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

what came first the chicken or the chips

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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