- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

School

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

Your Mom.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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