Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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