What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Do you believe this will change?

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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No.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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