- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Pickles

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

The Pope

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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