what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

a person smokes weed... and gets high

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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