- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What causes floods? Too much water.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

what do you call a gay guy Ej

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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