Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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