Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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