What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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A mans opinion.

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GONNA

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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