- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Castillo is gay

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

you just contradicted yourself.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Women.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Dylan is a person

whats a dick a dick

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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