- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Snarf Nuggets

Robin, get in the batmobile.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

do you want to hear a joke?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

for keeps?

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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