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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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