Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Deadly cancer.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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