knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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