dead battery come on down

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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