- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock. Come In.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Penis

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

how now brown cow. WTF.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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