A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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That's not what she said.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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