Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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