Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

25

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Which is longer? A rope...

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

? I hate niiggers ?

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Drunk irish man

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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