I have a crush on my dad.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Once upon a cross

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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