why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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poopoo

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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BOOBALANBOO

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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