Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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