Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Maturity is a virtue.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

boys

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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