- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

An atheist walks into a church

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A man made a sandwich.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Your time.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

bitches be crafty.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Male penises.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What's funnier than poop? More poop

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