Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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