why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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