why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Male penises.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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