- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Yes.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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