- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*