Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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My tractor broke down.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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BOOBALANBOO

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Wheelchair high jump

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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