What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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