- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

why do you care?

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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