Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Twenty-Four

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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