What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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