- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.