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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Drunk irish man

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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