- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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