they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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I lost my tractor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Anti Joke

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