- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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