What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

colby doesnt shave

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

bob saget

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

ecks! why zee?

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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