If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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whats long and green? weed

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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