What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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bitches be crafty.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Your time.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Male penises.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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