Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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girls lacrosse

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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I am a n1gger.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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im black

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

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