knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Anti Joke

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