Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Mike tyson

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Jews

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Chuck Norris died.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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hey guys what's up?

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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