- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

? I hate niiggers ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Well educated black man.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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