Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Women.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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