- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

How did th-A fridge.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Badgers are cool

Shit!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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