What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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1 + 1 = 3

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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