- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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