- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

I am a nigger.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

women's rights

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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