-_- i like trains ... -_-

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Comedy.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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