Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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