Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

thumb_up thumb_down -41

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +52

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops