Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Women's rights.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If life throws you melons... ouch

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Obama

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

so dont touch it.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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