Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

milly, milly, milly, cat

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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