Penis

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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hey

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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The game!

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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