Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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obama leadership

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Jason Connor.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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bitches be crafty.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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