- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Bloody kids ...

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Badgers are cool

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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