What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Womens Rights.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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